Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What, like him out of Take That?
A: Well sort of, but my name is spelled with a c instead of a k, and it is OwenS, with an S on the end……did you know there is no K in the welsh alphabet…….
Q: Who is this? And why do you keep calling?
A: *phone goes dead
Q So what do you living then?
A: I'm a designer (see here)
Q: What time is it?
A: (answer varies)